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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 11:26

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

Why would you think you're fit to be a model?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

Dr No

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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